What does The Baptist do?

The Baptist generates SEO-aligned long-form articles, matching email content and—on higher tiers—GMB and SMS distribution via Cupid. Its purpose is to keep your business visible by publishing consistent, meaningful content each cycle.

Do I have to sign a long contract?

No. All plans run on simple monthly terms. You can pause or cancel before the next billing cycle. We recommend allowing at least three months for content to compound.

Who is Demon.Marketing for?

Demon.Marketing is designed for owner-led businesses, trades, clinics, salons, coaches, SMEs, and agencies that need reliable, ongoing content but do not want the cost or complexity of traditional marketing retainers.

Does Demon.Marketing guarantee rankings?

No. No legitimate provider can guarantee search rankings. Demon.Marketing focuses on consistent content, signals and authority-building that improve your chances of ranking over time.

What is Cupid and how does it work?

Cupid is an optional add-on that distributes your Baptist content through GMB posts, SMS 'value drops', review nudges and light follow-ups via LegionHQ. Cupid is included in Bishop and optional in Deacon.

Is the content unique?

Yes. Each article and email is generated specifically for your business, industry and focus topics. The content is not recycled or shared across customers.

Do I own the content once it’s delivered?

Yes. All delivered content belongs to you. You can publish it on your website, send it to your email list or repurpose it across other platforms.

How quickly will I receive my first content?

Most customers receive their first Baptist cycle within 7–14 days of onboarding. Timelines depend on your chosen tier and how quickly onboarding details are supplied.

THE BAPTIST • Autonomous Content Engine

AI Marketing Built to Dominate Your Market — Without Ads.

Name: The Baptist — Autonomous Content Engine
Brand: Demon.Marketing
Price: 99 GBP
Availability: InStock

You didn’t find us through ads. You found us because content ranks — and The Baptist writes it for you on a reliable, consistent cycle.

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Why Most Businesses Fail Online

Google rewards consistency. Most businesses publish nothing. No blogs. No emails. No SEO velocity. No freshness. Then they wonder why competitors outrank them.

The Baptist fixes the problem permanently.

Meet The Baptist — Your AI Content Engine

From £99/month, you get:

Long-form SEO-focused blog content
Email newsletter based on the month’s topic
Local SEO freshness & visibility signals
Brand-tuned voice and style

The Baptist handles the one thing you never have time for: consistent, search-focused content that builds trust, authority, and long-term visibility.

Watch the 2-minute demo

How The System Works

1. Tell Baptist your industry. Plumber, salon, coach, dentist — anything.
2. It builds your content calendar. SEO aligned and mapped properly.
3. It writes your content each cycle. Blog and email together.
4. Your rankings improve over time. Google rewards steady, ongoing signals.

DemonOS Modules Behind the Scenes

The Baptist operates inside the DemonOS ecosystem — each module handles one critical job:

Abaddon — Generates Tiered landing pages with schema.
Armageddon — Validates SEO, structure, and readiness.
Choir Reaper — Competitor scraping & authority gap analysis.
Valac — Freshness & rotation engine.
Mazikeen — Brutal SEO diagnosis.
Cupid (Add-On) — GMB + SMS distribution layer (requires LegionHQ).

Choose Your Baptist Plan

Priest — £99/month

Limited Intro Offer: Try Priest free for 1 month. Available to the first wave of businesses until 31 Jan 2026.

1 Baptised long-form blog per month
Monthly email newsletter
Basic local SEO freshness signals
Entry tier designed to let you “test the engine” with zero risk
Social Packs: Not included
Cupid Add-On: Not available at this tier

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Deacon — £249/month

For businesses that want to see real movement, not just “be a bit more active”.

Everything in Priest
2 additional SEO blogs per month
Competitor keyword tracking
Internal linking & topical clustering
Cupid Add-On: +£49/month

Start Deacon

Bishop — £499/month

For brands that want to own the conversation in their niche and region.

Everything in Deacon
4–6 long-form assets per month
Topical authority development
Voice Search + Mag-8 Schema alignment
Cupid Add-On: Included (Free)

Start Bishop

What Cupid Actually Adds

Cupid is the distribution and activation layer for The Baptist — expanding reach and converting interest into action. Cupid requires LegionHQ to function.

GMB posting tied to each new content cycle
SMS “value drops” whenever content is published
Lead follow-ups & abandoned demo recovery
Review nudges
Reactivation texts
Priest: Not available
Deacon: +£49 add-on
Bishop: Included

Demon.Marketing Academy

AI-powered guidance that turns sceptics into customers:

Why your business isn’t ranking
The Freshness Algorithm explained
How monthly content outperforms ad spend
SEO guides for trades, salons, coaches & retail
The “missing content” crisis in small businesses

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Become an Evangelist — Earn Recurring Income

Share a link. Get paid. No ads. No calls. No cost.

25% upfront on every signup
10% recurring for 12 months
5% override on evangelists you recruit

Join the Evangelist Programme

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Demon.Marketing?

Demon.Marketing is an autonomous marketing system built around The Baptist, an AI content engine that generates long-form SEO articles, emails and visibility signals without agencies or ads.

What does The Baptist actually do?

The Baptist produces SEO-aligned long-form articles and matching email content each cycle. Higher tiers plug into Cupid for GMB and SMS distribution via LegionHQ.

Do I need a contract?

No. Plans run monthly. You can pause or cancel before the next cycle. We recommend 3–6 months so content can compound.

Will this work in my industry?

If your customers search online, compare options, or read before they buy, The Baptist helps. Trades, clinics, salons, coaches, B2B, retailers — anything where trust matters.

What happens after the free Priest trial?

You get one month at no cost. After that you can continue Priest, upgrade to Deacon or Bishop, or cancel. No commitment required.

Start Your Content Engine

Pick your plan. We build the system. Your authority compounds.

Choose Priest, Deacon or Bishop
Tell us your industry
The Baptist activates automatically
Your content begins the next cycle

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