THE BAPTIST • Autonomous Content Engine
The Baptist — AI Content Engine for Businesses That Never Get Round to Marketing.
You already know content matters. You also know you’re not going to write long blogs and email campaigns every month. The Baptist is the Demon.Marketing module that does it for you — articles, emails and signals that keep your business visible while you get on with the day job.
What The Baptist Actually Does
The Baptist takes your services, locations and customer questions and turns them into a steady flow of content each cycle:
- Long-form, SEO-aware articles that answer real questions and build authority.
- Matching email newsletter content so your list hears from you without you staring at a blank screen.
- Higher-tier distribution through Cupid: GMB posts and SMS “value drops” pushed via LegionHQ.
- Topic and internal-link suggestions that help you build a proper content structure over time.
No vague “strategy decks”. No 47-tab spreadsheets. Just a content engine that keeps shipping.
Why Most Businesses Fail at Content (And How Baptist Fixes It)
- Owners are busy. You’re running jobs, managing staff, doing the work. Writing content always gets pushed back.
- Agencies overcomplicate it. Reports, slides, meetings — very little actually published.
- No consistency. A flurry of posts, then nothing for months. Google sees a dead site.
- Ads don’t compound. Turn them off and everything stops. Content keeps working quietly in the background.
The Baptist fixes this by making “content” a subscription: every cycle, something useful goes live — without you having to write a word.
How The Baptist Works
- 1. You tell us what you do. Industry, services, locations, and the type of customers you want more of.
- 2. Topics are mapped. We align content ideas with what people actually search for in your space.
- 3. The Baptist generates your content each cycle. Long-form article + email, tuned to your brand and offers.
- 4. Higher tiers plug into Cupid. GMB posts and SMS touches extend reach from the same core content.
- 5. You approve and publish. Or let us handle publishing if you move to a managed setup.
No chasing writers. No staring at blank editors. No more “we’ll sort the blog out next month”.
The DemonOS Stack Behind The Baptist
The Baptist lives inside DemonOS — a stack of modules that each do one job well:
- Abaddon — builds Codex-grade landing pages when you need serious money pages.
- Armageddon — checks structure, SEO basics and readiness before content goes live.
- Choir Reaper — stalks competitors and exposes authority gaps and content angles.
- Valac — introduces light-touch freshness and rotation ideas across your assets.
- Mazikeen — steps in when something refuses to rank and diagnoses the issue.
- Cupid — optional add-on that turns sermons into GMB posts and SMS flows via LegionHQ.
You don’t have to learn each module. You just need to know the system is built to deploy content and signals, not hold meetings about them.
Plans & Pricing
Three levels. Same engine under the hood. Different volume and reach.
Priest — £99/month
Limited Intro Offer: Try Priest free for 1 month. Available to the first wave of businesses until 31 Jan 2026.
- 1 Baptised long-form article per month
- Matching monthly email newsletter content
- Basic local SEO freshness signals
- Entry tier to prove the engine works for your business
- Social Packs: Not included
- Cupid: Not available at this tier
Deacon — £249/month
For businesses that want to see real movement, not just “look a bit more active”.
- Everything in Priest
- 2 additional SEO-focused articles per month (total: 3)
- Competitor keyword tracking and content targeting
- Internal linking & topical clustering baked into planning
- Cupid Add-On: +£49/month for GMB + SMS distribution via LegionHQ
Bishop — £499/month
For brands that want to own the conversation in their niche and region.
- Everything in Deacon
- 4–6 long-form assets per month (mix of authority articles, deep dives and comparison pieces)
- Structured topical authority build-out over time
- Voice search and Mag-8 schema alignment for key assets
- Cupid Add-On: Included at no extra cost
Who The Baptist Is For
- Local service businesses that depend on search, maps and reviews.
- Owner-led SMEs that know they need content but never get round to it.
- Clinics, salons, coaches and consultants where trust and education win the sale.
- Agencies that want a reliable engine behind their retainers.
- Evangelists who want a product they can confidently promote for recurring income.
See The Baptist in Action
This isn’t a 47-minute webinar. It’s a short, direct demo that shows you:
- How a topic becomes an article and email.
- What a real “sermon” looks like.
- How Cupid pushes that content through GMB and SMS on higher tiers.
- What the first 90 days with The Baptist actually feel like.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Demon.Marketing?
Demon.Marketing is an autonomous marketing system built around The Baptist, an AI content engine that produces long-form SEO articles, emails and visibility signals without needing an agency or paid ads.
What does The Baptist do?
The Baptist generates SEO-aligned long-form articles and matching email content on a predictable cycle. On higher tiers it integrates with Cupid to push that content out via GMB posts and SMS through LegionHQ.
Do I have to sign a long contract?
No. Plans run month to month. You can pause or cancel before the next billing cycle. We recommend at least three months so content has time to compound.
Who is The Baptist for?
The Baptist is designed for owner-led businesses, trades, clinics, salons, coaches, SMEs and agencies that need reliable, ongoing content but don’t want the cost or complexity of traditional marketing retainers.
Does The Baptist guarantee #1 rankings?
No. Anyone guaranteeing rankings is lying. The Baptist’s job is to give you consistent, useful content and signals so you actually have a realistic chance of winning results you’re currently invisible in.
What is Cupid and do I need it?
Cupid is an add-on that takes each sermon and pushes it further — GMB posts, SMS nudges, gentle follow-ups and reactivations via LegionHQ. If you want more than “content sitting on a blog”, Cupid is how you put it to work. It’s optional on Deacon and included in Bishop.
Is the content unique to my business?
Yes. Content is generated and tuned for your brand, services and focus topics. It’s not copy-pasted between customers.
Do I own the content?
Yes. Once delivered, the content is yours. You can publish it on your site, send it to your list and repurpose it across other platforms, subject to each platform’s rules.
How quickly will I receive my first content pack?
Most customers receive their first Baptist cycle within 7–14 days of onboarding. Exact timing depends on your tier and how quickly we receive your basic details.